1. tragedymonster:

    blurred lines has pretty much crumbled robin thicke’s life i love it it’s fantastically satisfying 

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)


  2. notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    (via bookoisseur)


  3. "

    1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

    2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

    3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

    4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

    5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

    6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

    7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

    8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

    9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

    10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.


    Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

    2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

    (via bookoisseur)

  5. Goodbye, U2 music I never wanted. #MERICA


  6. bestrooftalkever:

    this link, provided by Apple, unsubscribes you from U2’s probably shitty new album, Songs Of Innocence.

    Guys, if you do one thing today, make sure you take a second and make our voices heard. Sign this petition. Make sure that free U2 albums never happen again.

    Other helpful links:

    List of Senators with email addresses and phone numbers, to contact

    Reading LIst:

    Slate.com | “Why U2’s ‘Free’ Album Is American’s First Post-Ferguson Important News Story”

    Upworthy | A Bunch Of White People Checked Their Cloud Available Downloads And Couldn’t Believe What They Found

    and remember to follow ricky gervais on twitter:

  7. tvhangover:

    What Should You Be Watching This Fall?

    Fall 2014 TV Premiere Dates.

    Monday, September 15th

    Dancing with the Stars" (ABC 8pm)

    Tuesday, September 16th

    New Girl (Fox 9pm)

    The Mindy Project (Fox 9:30pm)

    Wednesday, September 17th

    Red Band Society (Fox 9pm)

    Sunday, September 21st

    Madam Secretary (CBS 8pm)

    The Good Wife (CBS 9pm)

    Monday, September 22nd

    The Big Bang Theory (CBS 8pm)

    Gotham (Fox 8pm)

    The Voice (NBC 8pm)

    Scorpion (CBS 9pm)

    Sleepy Hollow (Fox 9pm)

    The Blacklist (NBC 10pm)

    Forever (ABC 10pm)

    Tuesday, September 23rd

    NCIS (CBS 8pm)

    Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (ABC 9pm)

    NCIS: New Orleans (CBS 9pm)

    Chicago Fire (NBC 10pm)

    "Awkward (MTV 10pm)

    Person of Interest (CBS 10pm)

    Wednesday, September 24th

    The Middle (ABC 8pm)

    The Mysteries of Laura (NBC 8pm)

    Survivor (CBS 8pm)

    The Goldbergs (ABC 8:30pm)

    Law & Order: SVU (NBC 9pm)

    Modern Family (ABC 9pm)

    Black-ish (ABC 9:30pm)

    Chicago P.D. (NBC 10pm)

    Nashville (ABC 10pm)

    "Key & Peele (CC 10:30pm)

    Thursday, September 25th

    Bones (Fox 8pm)

    Grey’s Anatomy (ABC 8pm)

    Scandal (ABC 9pm)

    How to Get Away With Murder (ABC 10pm)

    Parenthood (NBC 10:30pm)

    Friday, September 26th

    The Amazing Race (CBS 8pm)

    Dateline NBC (NBC 8pm)

    Shark Tank (ABC 8pm)

    Hawaii Five-0 (CBS 9pm)

    20/20 (ABC 10pm)

    Blue Bloods (CBS 10pm)

    Saturday, September 27th

    "SNL (NBC 11:30pm)

    Sunday, September 28th

    Once Upon a Time (ABC 8pm)

    The Simpsons (Fox 8pm)

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox 8:30pm)

    Family Guy (Fox 9pm)

    Resurrection (ABC 9pm)

    CSI (CBS 10pm)

    Revenge (ABC 10pm)

    Monday, September 29th

    Mom (CBS 8:30pm)

    Castle (ABC 10pm)

    NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS 10pm)

    Tuesday, September 30th

    Selfie (ABC 8pm)

    Manhattan Love Story (ABC 8:30pm)

    Wednesday, October 1st

    Criminal Minds (CBS 9pm)

    Stalker (CBS 10pm)

    Thursday, October 2nd

    The Vampire Diaries (The CW 8pm)

    Bad Judge (NBC 9pm)

    Gracepoint (Fox 9pm)

    Reign (The CW 9pm)

    A to Z (NBC 9:30pm)

    Sunday, October 5th

    Bob’s Burgers (Fox 7:30pm)

    Homeland (SHOW 9pm)

    Mulaney (Fox 9:30pm)

    Monday, October 6th

    The Originals (The CW 8pm)

    Tuesday, October 7th

    The Flash (The CW 8pm)

    Supernatural (The CW 9pm)

    Wednesday, October 8th

    Arrow (The CW 8pm)

    "American Horror Story: Freak Show (FX 10pm)

    Sunday, October 12th

    The Walking Dead (AMC 9pm)

    Monday, October 13th

    Jane The Virgin (The CW 9pm)

    Tuesday, October 14th

    Marry Me (NBC 9pm)

    About a Boy (NBC 9:30pm)

    Sunday, October 19th

    The Affair (SHOW 10pm)

    Wednesday, October 22nd

    "Web Therapy (SHO 11pm)

    Friday, October 24th

    Grimm (NBC 9pm)

    Constantine (NBC 10pm)

    Monday, October 27th

    2 Broke Girls (CBS 8pm)

    Thursday, October 30th

    The Millers (CBS 8:30pm)

    The McCarthys (CBS 9:30pm)

    Elementary (CBS 10pm)

    Sunday, November 9th

    "The Newsroom (HBO 9pm)

    "The Comeback (HBO 10pm)

    "Getting On (HBO 10:30pm)

    It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeear!!!

  8. mydrunkkitchen:


    URL: http://www.womenhacks.com/life-tips/how-to-remove-permanent-marker-from-things/

    How to remove permanent marker from things

    I really feel like I should test this one out… perhaps in the form of a video?

    You can get sharpie off glass with nail polish remover. Worked when someone tagged my car in college!

    (Source: diy-snacks)


  9. "Rush Limbaugh: “If we keep chickifying the NFL, we’re gonna ruin it. I can’t root for a player that doesn’t beat his wife.”"
  10. cc-randomness:





    this is a necessity for me

    dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo


    all right, you’ve convinced me. 

    (Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via bookoisseur)